THE 1970S: We loved danger thus, we loved our playgrounds.

The scrapers, bruisers, stitches inducing, third-degree burning pieces of equipment that some sicko designer engineers thought that kids should play on. And they were correct. We loved them!

THE PINNACLE OF 1970S DANGER: We loved our Merry Go-Rounds.

These simple beasts had it all. The one piece that could mangle, dangle, break all of your bones (including your necks) while scraping the skin from your bodies while vomiting simultaneously. And we loved watching our friends on them!

WARNING, WILL ROBINSON WARNING: Those pesky robot gnats.

They jump, fly, squeeze in and out of tiny spaces, and can traverse challenging terrains other robots simply can’t. And if that wasn’t enough to shake you to your core, they’re energy efficient and can drop heavy payloads. We’re f*cked.

SHAKE

3 more robots to scare the bejesus out of you.

The horse-ROBOT.

The dog-ROBOT.

The show off- ROBOT.

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