ONE PERFECT BADASS PRETENDERS SONG: This Pretenders song isn’t by the Pretenders, so it isn’t technically a Pretenders song.

But it happens to be called “The Perfect Pretender” and it’s by a group, which is called Annie Taylor, but there is no Annie Taylor in the group. The real Annie Taylor was a badass daredevil (read about her below), but listen to this badass Pretenders like song first. APPLE. SPOTIFY. YOUTUBE.

TEN PERFECTLY BADASS PRETENDERS’ SONGS: By the original baddass Chrissie Hynde.

Let’s all bow to the queen badass rock n’ roller, Chrissie Hynde, and read & listen to what made her and the Pretenders so badass!

THE ORIGINAL, ORIGINAL BADASS: Annie Taylor, daredevil.

In 1901, Annie was not only the first woman to don a barrel, go over Niagara Falls, and survive, but she was also the first person to test the Falls and live to tell about it. Did we mention that she was 63 when she did it? Now that’s badass!

SHAKE

Two douche commercials and one douche singer.

On a sailboat, douching- NATURAL INGREDIENTS.

“Holding out on your mother?” douching with mom and- EFFECTAL.

Creepy douching with- NEIL DIAMOND.

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