WHO DAT DINI?: Dat dini would be none other than the GOAT dini, thus Houdini!

Legend. As if being the greatest escape artist ever wasn’t enough, he spent time teaching American soldiers in Europe how to escape German handcuffs. 14 other amazing Houdini stories here.

WHO DIS DINI?: Dis dini would be none other than the great Tony Curtis as the GOAT dini Houdini!

Don’t know about you all, but we guys here at the Throne still see Tony Curtis when we think of Houdini. He was our first introduction to the greatest magician ever. Relive a great escape clip here.

NEPO BABY! : We used to think about Frank when we looked at Nancy, which, honestly, was kind of disturbing.

Then a friend suggested that we were nuts and insisted that we stare at her boots, or more precisely, her legs in those boots. It worked. How about you?

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Not a shocker but still a happy fact: there are an insane number of websites dedicated to women in boots. Here are 3.

Flight attendants in- BOOTS.

Women in rubber- BOOTS.

Australian women in- BOOTS.

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