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06.19.25
51: Coolest cars ever made.
At least as determined by Popular Mechanics magazine. According to these guys, they may not be the best-made cars ever, but they’re the ones you’ll lust over.
1: Shitiest car ever made.
At least determined by just about everyone. The exploding Pinto. This baby would burst into flames often after only a 20mph tap to the back. Thus we agree that the Pinto was the biggest piece of shit car ever.
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BECAUSE: He doesn’t give two Fs!
To know Joey is to love Joey, and we at the Throne are all about that; in our next lives, we want to be like Joey.
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3 Bob’s Big Boy signs. That’s it, and they should be savored. Again, 3 Bob’s Big Boy signs.
Bob’s Big Boy sign- FAMOUS.
Bob’s Big Boy sign- NEON.
Bob’s Big Boy sign- JUNIOR.
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