CRASH TEST FOR DUMMIES: That would be human crash test dummies, dummy.

We were not very smart about the fact that there were once and still are humans who are crash test dummies. One guy holds the world record for the number of human crash test dummy accidents he chose to participate in. More about him and everything else you dummies need to know about human crash dummies is here.

CRASH TEST DUMMIES: Of the German human type of dummies, dummy.

Wir fahr’n, fahr’n, fahr’n auf der Autobahn. ( We drive, drive, drive on the Autobahn). The Autobahn was famous for its no-speed-limit driving long before Kraftwerk made it legendary. Watch how human Germans do it here.

THIS ONE FOOD WAS BANNED FROM HELEN KELLER’S HOME.

Not because it was dangerous for a blind and mute person to eat, on the contrary, it was her favorite food, and her assistant was concerned that too much of it would be unhealthy. Let’s just say that her sense of taste may have been questionable. Hint: It wouldn’t require an acute sense of touch to figure out what it was…any guesses?

SHAKE

Going very, very, very fast on the Autobahn

One-handed- AUTOBAHN.

Motorcycle- AUTOBAHN.

Kraftwerk-AUTOBAHN.

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