06.24.25

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KISSING COUSINS: 14 Celebrities and historical figures who did more than just kiss their cousins.

We’re talking full-on hookups and some next-level stuff as well.  We’ve got many beautiful cousins here at the Throne, but trust us, this is in no way what psychologists call projection. Thou doth protest too much? Nah. Check out these consanguineous sexual couples!

If you’re into this sort of stuff, this will show you where you can, can with restrictions, and downright can’t marry your cousin. Before you take that step, read about it here. We incest!

“Some people don’t understand that sitting in your own house alone,in peace, eating snacks and minding your business is priceless.”

-Tom Hardy

HERE’S JOHNNY: Easily the best Oscar acceptance speech ever!

Jack on the set of One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest accepts the Oscar for Best Actor as J.J. Gittes in Chinatown, only to later receive a Best Actor Oscar for One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest. That’s cuckoo!

SHAKE

It’s a bird, it’s a plane, it’s jets, jets, jets!

Angel of death-JET.

Blue Angels-JET.

Landing on a ship- JET.

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