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THE STRIPPER GOAT: Gypsy Rose Lee

Gypsy. Maybe one of the first stars to be immediately recognized by only her first name. Gypsy, the highly successful Broadway musical based on her memoir, Gypsy. And yes, Gypsy not only shed her clothes for fame, but she also wrote successful mystery novels and acted in many films. But of course, it was her art of stripping that brought her celebrity. Read this Life magazine exposé here. (And yes, there are more photos as well.)

THE POLE DANCER GO TO: Anastasia Sokolova

Anastasia. While her name might not be a household one, in the world of pole dancing, Anastasia is universally recognized as the best. This woman is a superior athlete; they say it’s because of her that the International Olympic Committee is considering adding pole dancing as an event. Now that’s an Olympic competition we “Throners” would watch! See more of Anastasia here.

HOW’D THAT GET UP MY BUTT? : 50 Hilarious stories from the E.R.

As soon as anyone asks a “How” question about an object in their butt, it’s pretty much guaranteed that they’re full of Shit. Read it and wipe.

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Butt hold on there for a moment, would ya? We wouldn’t leave you with just reading insane butt stories without something to settle you a bit.

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