FAMILIES FEUD: Sure, we’ve all heard of the Hatfields & McCoys…

But if you paid as little attention in history class as we did, you probably need a primer on this famous family feud. Plus, we have three more bonus feuding families that we bet you’ve never heard of. Don’t fight us on this; just read about them here.

FAMILY FEUD: I hope he won the 25 grand.

Otherwise, that’s a hell of an admission. And no, we don’t have the Hatfield and McCoys on Family Feud, but there are a couple of dozen other insane answers in this post.

SHUT THE F*** UP!: This PSA says it all.

The two pictured above may not quite be as mild-mannered as their appearance would lead you to believe. And that’s half the fun of this hysterical and informative PSA. Dealing with the authorities? SHUT THE F*** UP! We’d venture to say that SHUT THE F*** UP may be great advice in 99% of life scenarios. But we’ve gone on ad infinitum for not the first time in our lives, so it’s probably time for us to just SHUT THE F*** UP!

SHAKE

Pulling mussels from the shell.

Mussel-FLEX.

Mussel- MASS.

Mussel -SPASM.

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