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WHAT A DICK: This guy is 47 and claims his penis is age 22.

We have zero understanding of what this means or how. He does sit on magnets every day, so there’s that. The best part is that his name is Johnson. A lot of things in the article that make this guy a dick. 

WHAT ANOTHER DICK: But at least he doesn’t mention his member.

He is a real dick though, but he is our type of dick. Is he your type of dick?

Nope: We will not won’t not ever do this job…

No matter how many yuan you pay us. Yuan never gonna get us to do this job.

SHAKE

3 great Spicoli moments, including the greatest.

Mr. Hand gives full credit. Spicoli is touched.

Alright, Hamilton. Spicoli is blown away.

You Dick. Spicoli being classic Spicoli.

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