50+ YEARS AGO: As lustful teens, we poured over this book cover more than we’d like to admit.

Why lustful? Because we were teen boys trying to figure out if we could somehow co-opt subliminal advertising in our quest to get some. But we digress, does subliminal advertising work? The Brits put it to the test. See below.

50+ YEARS LATER: Learn about the subliminal advertising lore and the real truth here.

But to be fair, we’ve already loaded this page with so many subliminal messages that we fully control your mind. You’re getting drowsy, thirsty, and aroused, and you have an uncontrollable urge to click.

CABIN FEVER DREAM: The Unabomber’s Tiny Home…

is in an F.B.I. storage facility somewhere in Sacramento. Nothing subliminal here, just straightforward and intriguing. And no, Ted’s last name is not hidden here subliminally because we couldn’t spell it.

SHAKE

3 Classic examples of subliminal advertising. Who cares if it works or not? It’s fun to think that it just might.

The classic gin sexy ice CUBES.

Not sure how subliminal this is. FROTHY.

Hungry? Eat popcorn. THE ORIGINAL.

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