BIG BUMPERS: We love them.

Bounce into them, smash into them, be gentle with them, hell, crash into them if that’s your thing. The history of the bumper cars. In 15 photos.

BIG BUMPERS: The Taliban loves them.

Bounce into them, smash into them, crash into them, but maybe don’t carry a loaded rifle while riding them. Big bumpers sans burqas here.

THAT WAS QUICK: This is not a “that’s what she said” joke.

It is, however, Harmony, the new A.I. Sex Robot. It only took a nanosecond before some genius put his A.I. into a sex doll. She’s a quick learner, so don’t be surprised when she says, “That was quick”.

SHAKE

Who mew? There’s a bumper crop of cat-hating bumper stickers.

Cat in the -CURB.

Cat in the -POT.

Cat in the -TIRE.

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