ALL FOURS: Devo for reals.

This Turkish family seems to be the missing link. We tried walking like this from our office to the coffee shop, but failed to get through the elevator doors. It then occurred to us that had we managed to get into the elevator, we’d still have to reach the down buttons. Enough about us, read about them.

ALL TWOS: Evo for reals.

We just love this guy, and he gets our vote for the real missing link. Not only does he walk erect, but he does it with a certain panache. Enjoy our guy’s swag.

THE WORLD’S OLDEST ANUS CALLS FLORIDA IT’S HOME: No it does not live in a retirement community.

It has a spectacular glow, and its bowel movements dazzle. Never thought we’d write that sentence. Read it and wipe.

SHAKE

Devo.

Booji-Boy- DEVO.

Moses & Mark- DEVO.

A quick hit of Whip-It- DEVO.

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