NERD-RIDERS: Specifically of the die-cast Corgi car type.

We not only admit it but are damn proud of it. We don’t collect toys, action figures, or other notable stuff nerds collect (full disclosure: we don’t collect anything), but we love our memories of our 007 Aston Martins, Batmobiles, and Chitty Chitty Bang Bang cars. We also know that Corgis are 1:34 scale (yup, that’s nerdy). Click here for your ticket to Corgi Nerd Heaven.

NERD RIDERS: Specifically of the life-size Hot Wheels track type.

No, Hot Wheels are not as great as Corgis, but their orange tracks were somethin somethin. Hot Wheels are a 1:64 ratio (nerdy knowledge again), but this life-size track is next-level. And that famous loop-de-loop.

TREAT YOURSELF: Arguably, the greatest single round of pro boxing ever.

If it’s not the greatest single round it damn sure is the greatest first round ever. Hagler vs. Hearns. Be(a)st mode.

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Not die-cast Corgi cars but the damn cool real ones.

The damn cool real- 007 ASTON MARTIN.

The damn cool real- BATMOBILE.

The damn cool real- CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG.

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