IN PRAISE OF PUSSER: Walking Tall was made on a paltry $500,000 budget…

Low, even by 1973 standards. Is it the best movie ever made? Hell no, it’s not, but we at The Throne just rewatched it with our sons, and they’re now Bufford Pusser fanboys as well. Read what our guy at City Paper recently wrote for a more heady analysis. And if reading is not your thing, the trailer is included.

NEXT LEVEL PRAISE OF PUSSER: Road trip, anyone?

Our GPS is set to McNairy County, TN. We’ve got room in our pick-up, and we will pick you up. Need your arms twisted? They’ve got a collection of his sticks.

WASTED ALIENS: No, that’s not the name of an “Emo” band.

If there are aliens, we know where to find them. Science says there are massive clouds of booze in space. Perhaps E.T. had the D.T.s. Next time you travel away from Earth, you may want to take an Uber. We’re talking about liters upon liters of the stuff.

SHAKE

Aliens who may have partied a little too much.

Music party- ALIENS.

War party- ALIENS.

Beach party- ALIENS.

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