DRUNKEN MONKEYS: Birds do it, bees do it, monkeys do it.

We all get wrecked once in a while, and so do our two, four, and six-legged friends. Hell, maybe even a few without legs. Seems as though insects “drown their sorrows” in alcohol after repeated romantic rejection. Sound familiar? Read all about it.

DRUNKEN HUMAN: And if you’re too tipsy to read about it…

Then take another swig and watch this video instead.

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Every once in a while, we have a mixed bag of SHAKE.

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