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HE’S A GENIUS: More precisely, he’s our type of genius. We’d never heard of him, but we’re idiots, so there’s that.

Edward Thorp is celebrated as an innovator in math, probability theory, and quantitative financial trading. We love him because he essentially invented card counting and created the first wearable computer—a computer in a shoe that could raise your odds of winning at roulette. After beating the casinos, he beat Wall Street, too.

WE ARE IDIOTS: More precisely, we’re math idiots.

Just in case you’re as dim as we are, watch this 30-second video. It will explain the basics of card counting.

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Ann Margaret

THAT’S FIRE: Why do cars go up in flames?

Unfortunately, there’s more than one reason. Another thing to worry about, UGH.

SHAKE

3 cars that are hot but not on fire.

The 1967 Maserati Ghibli 4.7- HOT.

The Lancia Stratos- HOT.

The Ford GT90 V12 Concept Car- HOT.

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